THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There r osticjed everywhere
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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