physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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