Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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