holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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