There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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