You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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