Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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