Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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