I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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