Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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