There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I could make wine with my vomit
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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