Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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