please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
