Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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