Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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