You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Fuck appropriateness.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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