3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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