Already got asked if we're dating
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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