shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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