How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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