he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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