All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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