Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
