Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
