I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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