It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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