She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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