and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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