we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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