Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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