quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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