Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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