i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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