wat bout pragnant strippers??
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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