whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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