It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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