I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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