I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
True but thats because hes a fetus.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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