I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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