She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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