He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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