You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
