Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
