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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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