what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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