I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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