I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
