as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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