don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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