I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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