who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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