she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
