i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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