Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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