MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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