So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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